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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Jaybird</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @capital-j)</generator><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Going Back to Blogger</title><description>&lt;p&gt;To the three people who followed me here to Tumblr (not including my wife), I&amp;#8217;m going back to Blogger.  I  have decided to just deal with Bloggers issues and work around them.  Here is the link in case you forgot: &lt;a title="Capitol J" target="_self" href="http://www.capitol-j.blogspot.com/"&gt;LINK&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/270661221</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/270661221</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:59:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Brett Favre</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So I added some of my favorite links to the left there&amp;#8230; see?  And now I&amp;#8217;m thinking of going back to the old blog.  Because if all I want is a list then Blogger DOES that.  I was all upset over the blogs not updating in my sidebar, but if I get rid of that feature then the blog works fine.  So&amp;#8230; what to do, what to do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/269556314</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/269556314</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:32:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Christmas 2009 has been retreived from storage.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4vutAiwU1qasamao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Christmas 2009 has been retreived from storage.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/269107877</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/269107877</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:18:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Every once in a while an actor plays a role in a movie that is...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4PwsDb6K6S0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every once in a while an actor plays a role in a movie that is so moving, so mesmerizing, so fantastic that they forever earn the &lt;b&gt;Jason Carlock Free Pass&lt;/b&gt;.  Tom Cruise earned it in Magnolia.  Matt Dillon earned it in The Outsiders. Whoopi Goldberg earned it in The Color Purple.  And Adam Sandler earned it in Punch Drunk Love.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/268340433</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/268340433</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:17:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bedroom Electronics</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The new TV in the bedroom is AWESOME.  Funnest room in the house.  Not that it wasn&amp;#8217;t fun &lt;i&gt;before&lt;/i&gt;, but now - well, now there&amp;#8217;s TV!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For 10 years Lynette and I believed wholeheartedly that a TV in the bedroom was detrimental to - let&amp;#8217;s just say we believed in the philosophy that the bedroom was meant for two activities only.  And that the introduction of a 32 inch LCD 1080p HD television was going to tarnish our already stellar reputation in that particular venue.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So as to not embarrass any parents or Republicans who might be reading this, I can proudly say that the TV in the bedroom is good.  Very good.  (If you suck at reading between the lines, the rep is strong.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/268148151</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/268148151</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:32:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Cormac's Typewriter</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/dec/01/cormac-mccarthy-auctions-typewriter"&gt;Cormac's Typewriter&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/267887623</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/267887623</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:55:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Family Dentistry </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Looney Toons pictures and blood. It&amp;#8217;s going to take at least three chocolate  shakes to get this taste of &amp;#8220;polish&amp;#8221; out of my mouth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/265324819</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/265324819</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:55:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>They're going to remake The Black Hole!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/11/30/tron-legacy-team-to-remake-disneys-the-black-hole/"&gt;They're going to remake The Black Hole!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/265091071</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/265091071</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:37:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Jerk's Special Lunch</title><description>&lt;p&gt;To the guy who used his &amp;#8220;lunch&amp;#8221; to occupy the seat next to him on the metro this morning: You dick.  This happens occasionally, but this jerk was sitting in the special seats supposedly reserved for elderly and/or disabled people.  And the train was relatively full.  That better have been one kick ass lunch.  Like a slice of Lou Malnati&amp;#8217;s pizza or an Italian beef sandwich.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/264990119</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/264990119</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:36:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I like Ben Stiller.  Always have.  Ever since The Ben Stiller...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/059skh1bn8Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I like Ben Stiller.  Always have.  Ever since The Ben Stiller Show back in the early Nineties.  This is a trailer for Greenberg.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/263501905</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/263501905</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:12:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>False Facts</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.falsefactscomic.com/"&gt;False Facts&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Funny little blog I found that makes me do some giggles.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/263461756</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/263461756</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:20:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My new favorite phrase: “As easy as punching holes through...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktw3tlV6Bl1qasamao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My new favorite phrase: “As easy as punching holes through Star Trek’s storyline.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Just kidding fanboys, it’s a good movie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/262513630</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/262513630</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:32:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jcwordslinger: listening to "Olivia Newton-John - I Honestly Love You" ♫ http://blip.fm/~gvca8</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/jcwordslinger/statuses/6065107641"&gt;jcwordslinger: listening to "Olivia Newton-John - I Honestly Love You" ♫ http://blip.fm/~gvca8&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/257571507</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/257571507</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:03:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Thankly</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m thankful for&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1.  Scroll wheels&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.  Milk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.  iPhones&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4.  Love&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5.  Mint Oreos&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6.  30 Rock&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7.  Paychecks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8.  Doctors&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9.  Pillows&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10. The written word.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/257473276</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/257473276</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:29:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Second trailer for Youth in Revolt.</title><description>&lt;object width="425px" height="360px"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=100903946,t=1,mt=video" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=100903946,t=1,mt=video" width="400" height="338" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Second trailer for Youth in Revolt.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/256173385</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/256173385</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:48:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>All thirty of us on the bus are listening to one man&amp;#8217;s cell phone conversation. Weee!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;All thirty of us on the bus are listening to one man&amp;#8217;s cell phone conversation. Weee!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/256097729</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/256097729</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:34:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Somebody’s lunch smells like hot garbage. Can you see the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmjwiUMqo1qasamao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Somebody’s lunch smells like hot garbage. Can you see the stink lines?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/255831947</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/255831947</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:43:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>George and AJ (Pixar’s new short from Up)</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hF5KWMX3u4Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;George and AJ (Pixar’s new short from Up)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/255717098</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/255717098</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:28:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Words cannot express this fleeting, forbidden joy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmcul3XZn1qasamao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Words cannot express this fleeting, forbidden joy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/255703034</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/255703034</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:10:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Happiness: Men Vs. Women</title><description>&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/56FnX.jpg"&gt;Happiness: Men Vs. Women&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/255598434</link><guid>http://capital-j.tumblr.com/post/255598434</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:52:55 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

